thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via beckettshooha)

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance



hedgehogfanclub:

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

(via rememberunity)

donnacabonna:

when you forget to ask your waiter for something


psych2go:

You can follow FaceBook here

danascullys:

[crawls up next to you] so have you heard of this tv show

(via detectivebeckkett)